YEAH! GIT SOME! GIT SOME! GIT SOME MOTHERFUCKER! YEAH A.J. YOU GIT THAT ARM! HELP ME DRAG 'EM OUT TO THE SQUAD CAR! HOLD ON! HE'S MEEKLY PROTESTING! HAND ME MY BLUDGEON! NO WEAPONS ON HIS TORSO! NOTHING UP HIS SPHINCTER! NOTHING TIED TO HIS BALLSACK. As such, might I please just walk out to the police car?Ī.J. But this is the lobby of a large student library and I am surrounded by my fellow students, all of us dutifully studying on a Tuesday night. And, unlucky me, it turns out I have a warrant for an unpaid alcohol-possession ticket. Bored from arresting 19-year-olds for walking down the street half drunk they show up like it's the scene of a hostage crisis. No big deal, happens all the time.īut the Department of Collegiate Fascism, aka the UTPD, are required to file a report. I was at the University of Texas' Perry Castaneda Library and it got lost amidst the shuffled stack of books which I dumped into my backpack when I left. I hate this book because I got arrested on account of it.
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